Phew!
From time to time, we should give ourselves a treat. A sexual treat, that is. It’s either, you have sex with someone or magsariling-sikap(masturbate). In my case, I don’t have that someone. So, I’ll go with the latter.
Last night, I was browsing some suki-Pornographic site. Eh ayon, I got so wet and horny. So I continued the deed in the Comfort Room(C.R.). It was exactly 10:15pm that time. I was touching every inch of my body. Giving myself a taste of goodness. But to my surprise, someone knocked on the door(You saw that coming, didn’t you? ha-ha).
Ate ko: “Tok, tok, TOK”
Ako: “Sandali lang!”
Ate ko: “Kanina ka pa diyan ah!”
The fear of my-sister-opening-the-door-while-doing-it made it more intense. I was reaching my climax. Then, I came. I immediately cleaned up the C.R, flushed the sexual juices, and acted like nothing happened.
Good thing is, she used the C.R. upstairs due to kainipan siguro. Buti hindi niya naamoy iyong Zonrox, you know what I mean. ha-ha. ‘Coz our C.R. has no ventilation. And the smell really stays longer than expected sa normal na C.R.
Phew! That was really close. I was this close to getting caught. Buti na lang.
Lesson learned: Never masturbate even if the coast is clear. You’ll never know, you’ll never know. Shit happens!
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haha… i enjoyed reading this!
rowjie - Agosto 8, 2007 at 12:21 hapon
OMG! Apir tayo jan! Haha! Buti nga ikaw hindi pa nahuli, e ako.. kamusta naman.. may kasama pa! LOL!
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Anyway, may napansin lang ako. Two posts ago, you talk about God.. tapos ngayon.. masturbation?! LOL! How ironic!
Jhed - Agosto 8, 2007 at 1:35 hapon