Scientific Paper? No Worries!

disclaimer: doesn’t apply on(/to, whatever) non-procrastinators.

making a scientific paper is not that hard as you think. all you need is patience and an iron hand. getting a grade of tres on a single scientific paper is a breeze. just take for example, the professor made a deadline. say, this friday at 12noon. you can start doing your scientific paper 7am of the due date. no drafts required, who needs draft when you’re cramming. all you need is a ruler, a pen, a pencil, references, and lots of bond paper. start with the title page, then the reference. yes you got it, start with the easy ones. it’s much better to finish a scientific paper if there’s only a little work to do. so start with the ones you know that can be finished in minutes. then voila, in 4hours (leave at least an hour before the submission. reason, for it not to look rushed) you’ll finish a complete scientific paper with a grade of tres.

tips: if you have trouble finding references. just make it up. make a unique title for a biology or chemistry book. invent an author’s name. and tadah! you have lots and lots of references to write on your literature cited. remember, professors or instructors won’t find it out that you just made up your references (unless…). but just in case, if they can’t find the books good for you. if they found the same title of the book that you wrote made up on your literature cited? don’t blame me.

P.S.(words of advice): who would want to get a grade of tres if you know in yourself that you could do better (and i know you can do better. you can do best!). so if i were you, i’ll immediately close this site. and hastily repent. this tips is just for those who’s lazy enough to do research on libraries and to those people who’s born to be a procrastinator.

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kung napansin niyo akong nagmamadali, pawis na pawis, at nanlalagkit sa campus ng uplb. isa lang ho ang ibig sabihin nan, nagpasa ako ng scientific paper. 12mn ang submission. 11:55am ako natapos. hindi na nga ako nakapaligo. nagpalit na lamang ako ng damit, nagpabango, at nagtoothbrush. agad akong kumaripas sa biosci. naghanap. naghagulap. naghalughog. mahabang kwento. hindi ko na kailangang ipaliwanag pa. pero ilang oras din iyong paghahanap na iyon. sulit naman ng naipasa ko na. nag-iwan na lamang ako ng sulat sa aking guro na nagsasabing hindi talaga ako late nagpasa. nahuli lamang ako dahil hindi ko mahanap ang kanyang opisina. isang maliaking pagsubok ang paghanap sa guro sa totoo lang. pero sulit naman kapag makuha mo na iyong grado mo. lalo na kapag nakauno ka o nakados ka man lamang.